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1. Monty Python – Hitler in England
2. Monty Python – Spam
3. Monty Python – married
4. Monty Python – Murderes
5. Monty Python – Archaeology Today
6. Monty Python – French Sketch
7. Monty Python – Mouse Problem
8. Monty Python – Bicycle repairman!
9. Monty Python – Most Awful Family In Britain
10. Monty Python – Aussie hunters
11. Monty Python – The money programme!
12. Monty Python – A Man With Three Buttocks

13. Monty Python – Mattress Skit
14. Monty Pythons – How to contradict people
15. Monty Python – The stolen newsreader
16. Monty Python – Interesting people
17. Monty Python -The smuggler
18. Monty Python – Meat Sketch
19. Monty Python – Silly Job Interview
20. Monty Python – Lets talk ant
21. Monty Python – The Fish Slapping Dance
22. Monty Python – Timmy williams coffe time!
23. Monty Python – The Bishop
24. Monty Python – Semaphore version of Wuthering Heights
25. Monty Python – Little Red Riding Hood
26. Monty Python – Exploding Blue Danube
27. Monty Python – Arthur ‘Two Sheds’ Jackson
28. Monty Python – Flying Lessons
29. Monty Python – I Wish to Report a Burglary
30. Monty Python – Confuse-A-Cat Ltd.
31. Monty Python – Johann Gambolputty
32. Monty Python – The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
33. Monty Python – How not to be seen
34. Monty Python – Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto No.1
35. Monty Python – Penguins
36. Monty Python – Undressing
37. Monty Python – Tiny Words
38. Monty Python – Italian
39. Monty Python – Ministry Of Silly Walks
40. Monty Python – Spectrum
41. Monty Python – Burglar
42. Monty Python – My Brain Hurts!
43. Monty Python – The Llama
44. Monty Python – Deja Vu
45. Monty Python – Blood Donor
46. Monty Python – Office Sketch
47. Monty Python – Tennis Anyone?
48. Monty Python – River Tossing
49. Monty Python – Cheese Shop
50. Monty Python – Oscar Wilde
51. Monty Python – Mr Clean-Air System, the Boxer
52. Monty Python – Camel Spotting/You’re No Fun Anymore
53. Monty Python – The Dirty Vicar
54. Monty Python – Christmas in Heaven
55. Monty Python – Prawn Salad waiting room
56. Monty Python – The naughty queen Victoria
57. Monty Python – Secret Service Dentistry
58. Monty Python – Queen Victoria handicap
59. Monty Python – Travel Agent
60. Monty Python – Self Defence Class
61. Monty Python – married
62. Monty Python – Burma
63. Monty Python – Four Yorkshiremen
64. Monty Python – International Philosophy
65. Monty Python – Kilimanjaro Expedition
66. Monty Python – Arguement Clinic
67. Monty Python – Funniest Joke
68. Monty Python – The Visitors Sketch
69. Monty Python – Tobacconist Sketch
70. Monty Python – Twit Olympics
71. Monty Python – Agatha Christie Sketch
72. Monty Python – Lumberjack Sketch
73. Monty Python – Eat Me!!
74. Monty Python – The Galaxy Song
75. Monty Python – Mr. Creosote
76. Monty Python – Star Trek
77. Monty Python – Nudge Nudge
78. Monty Python – Football
79. Monty Python – Dirty fork
80. Monty Python – Hospital Sketch
81. Monty Python – Killer Rabbit
82. Monty Python – Dead Parrot
83. Monty Python – Restaurante
84. Monty Python – Force
85. Monty Python – Jumpstyle
86. Monty Python – Graveside
87. Monty Python – Mosquito Hunting
88. Monty Python – Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
89. Monty Python – Military Fairy Routine
90. Monty Python – Courtroom Sketch
91. Monty Python – The Spanish Inquisition
92. Monty Python – Coconut
93. Monty Python – Salad Days
94. Monty Python – The Accident Sketch
95. Monty Python – Twit Race Sketch
96. Monty Python – Courtroom Charades
97. Monty Python – The Prejudice Show
98. Monty Python – The man who is alternately rude and polite
99. Monty Python – Milkman

RULE 1
Life is not fair – get used to it.

RULE 2
The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3
You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both.

RULE 4
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.

RULE 5
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity.

RULE 6
If you mess up,it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 7
Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

RULE 8
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9
Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

RULE 10
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.